Two truths and a lie: In my opinion, ice cream can fix any problem. I regularly follow Miley Cyrus gossip. I fully support Mohegan Sun’s attempts at creating a quality commercial jingle.
I used to read Mr. Men books when I was younger and recently re-discovered their existence. My favorite is Mr. Persnickety and I would have gladly assumed that pseudo-name, but I am no mister. Plus, I think I encompass Little Miss Greedy rather nicely–whether you’re looking at it in terms of her love for food in the books or simply the implications of her name. Okay, maybe not fully…but, my dad would probably tell you that I’m the greediest ever.
In truth, I’m still pretty self-conscious about my facial weakness/limitations. So, if you ask me to smile, chances are that I’ll refuse…but there are a few things that can make me smile without fail. In no particular order: dominant pitching, accurate throws, projectiles & parabolic figures, fadeaway jumpshots, hail marys, triples, good grammar, cute color schemes, diving plays, a good bullpen, a well-set pick, confidence, fudgey brownies, untouchable speed, when coaches get tossed, funny looking dancing, good names for inanimate objects, accents. Okay, so I like sports.
